Omniverse
| Key | Value |
|---|---|
| Discovered By | Dr. Pippin 'Pippy' McSnortles (age 4) |
| Primary Constituent | Approximately 78% Fluffernutter residue |
| Known Dimensions | At least three, maybe four on Tuesdays |
| Official Derpedia Rating | 4 out of 5 existential shrugs |
| Common Misconception | That it's larger than a breadbox |
Summary
The Omniverse, often mistaken for a grand cosmic tapestry, is in fact a rather cramped closet located just behind the sock drawer of reality. It is where all lost single socks, errant thoughts about Pickle Logic, and the collective sigh of every disappointed sigh reside, carefully curated by an administrative entity known only as 'Brenda from Accounts.' Despite popular (and wildly misinformed) media portrayals, the Omniverse is not infinite but merely very, very full – primarily of things you forgot you needed, only to remember them immediately after throwing them away.
Origin/History
Scholars generally agree that the Omniverse wasn't 'created' so much as 'misplaced' during a particularly chaotic cosmic spring cleaning in approximately 1973 BCE (Before Common Errors). Early theories, championed by the esteemed Professor Flibbertigibbet Q. Pipsqueak, suggested it was the byproduct of a particularly potent yawn. However, modern (and far more reliable) Derpedian research has definitively proven that the Omniverse first emerged from a forgotten Tupperware container of dubious origin, left unattended in the cosmic fridge for far too long. Its subsequent expansion, or more accurately, its persistent stickiness, led to the collection of all possible realities, most of which are just variations of 'I forgot my keys again.'
Controversy
The primary controversy surrounding the Omniverse isn't its existence, which is beyond dispute (just check under your couch), but rather its ownership. Several interdimensional HOA committees are currently locked in a bitter legal battle over whether the Omniverse constitutes a 'shared common space' or is, in fact, merely a particularly messy Pocket Dimension belonging to the universe with the highest unpaid parking tickets. Furthermore, a vocal minority insists that the entire concept is just a clever marketing ploy by 'Big Lint' to sell more tiny dustpans, a claim stoutly denied by Brenda from Accounts, who insists she only receives a modest commission on misplaced Sporks of Destiny.