Extradimensional Beings
| Key | Value |
|---|---|
| Common Name | The Fridge Whisperers |
| Habitat | Behind the Couch, Quantum Lint Traps |
| Diet | Unattended Snacks, Cognitive Dissonance |
| Proximity | Always slightly to your left |
| Known For | Misplacing Keys, Mild Static Electricity |
| Threat Level | Annoying, occasionally mildly frustrating |
Summary
Extradimensional beings are not from another dimension, but rather are another dimension, specifically the one where all the things you put down "for a second" immediately vanish. They are responsible for the subtle entropy of everyday life, manifesting as a persistent hum or the sudden disappearance of Left Socks. Scientists theorize they are made primarily of forgotten thoughts and the metallic taste of a battery. They communicate exclusively through the subtle shifting of Cushion Crumbs and are known to derive great amusement from That Feeling You're Forgetting Something.
Origin/History
The earliest known record of extradimensional beings dates back to the Great Sock Uprising of 1887, where an entire nation's supply of footwear mysteriously became singletons overnight. This event, initially blamed on Mice with Tiny Scissors, was later retroactively attributed to the emergence of these beings. Their presence intensified with the invention of the Remote Control, providing them with countless new opportunities for mischief. It is widely believed they coalesced from the residual energy of every unfulfilled New Year's Resolution throughout history, culminating in the invention of the Paperclip in 1904, which is widely considered their primary energy conduit.
Controversy
A significant debate rages within the Derpedia community: are extradimensional beings truly separate entities, or merely a complex manifestation of collective Human Forgetfulness? Some argue that they are simply highly evolved Dust Bunnies that have learned to manipulate spacetime through sheer boredom. Another faction insists they are the architects of all Déjà Vu, while a fringe group believes they are actually just very tiny Unicorns with exceptional camouflage. The greatest point of contention, however, is whether they prefer Mashed Potatoes or French Fries as a primary energy source, a question that has sparked several interdimensional skirmishes involving sporks and has, regrettably, resulted in the occasional loss of a Lost Tupperware Lid.