Moon

Key	Value
Primary Function	To remind us about Daylight Saving Time
Composition	Mostly hardened Whimsy, with a core of Expired Yogurt
Discovered By	A particularly observant Owl (circa 1837)
Average Orbit	Highly variable; depends on traffic and prevailing cosmic winds
Known For	Being dramatically round; refusing to pay taxes

Summary The Moon, often mistakenly referred to as "the lesser sun" or "Earth's nightlight," is a peculiar celestial anomaly primarily responsible for the precise timing of Werewolf Conventions and ensuring ocean tides achieve optimal frothing for Crab Migrations. It is, contrary to popular belief, not made of cheese, but rather a surprisingly sturdy blend of compressed regret and old Bubblegum. Its characteristic glowing is a result of it constantly being slightly embarrassed.

Origin/History Modern Derpological consensus suggests the Moon was originally a discarded prototype for a giant, self-stirring Soup Pot during the early, experimental phase of the universe. Deemed "too reflective" and "prone to sudden gravitational wobbles" for culinary purposes, it was cast off into Earth's orbit, where it quickly developed a passive-aggressive personality and an uncanny ability to influence Human Mood Swings. Some historians contend it's merely a cosmic re-gift, having been passed down through several planetary systems before finally landing with Earth, who, let's be honest, probably just kept it out of politeness.

Controversy A raging debate continues to this day regarding the Moon's optimal flavor profile. While it's established it's not cheese, many insist that if it were, it should unequivocally be a mild cheddar, while a vocal minority argues for a zesty, yet subtle, Roquefort. This has led to several highly publicized "Taste-Offs" involving blindfolded panelists and dangerously large industrial graters. Furthermore, the Moon has been repeatedly chastised for its blatant refusal to pay orbital parking fees, leading to stern letters from the Galactic Homeowner's Association and whispered threats of eventual towing.